Monday, September 19, 2011
Random Bits of Geek
In the stellar explosion that created the universe a large collection of geek, the unifying substance of worlds and life (the good life not the shitty job holding, bill paying kind) was blown to smithereens and tiny pieces landed on this planet Earth. Some grew to become great and powerful beings like writers (Ennis, Gaiman, Johns, Morrison, Lee, Azzarello, Moore). Some create film (Miike, Tarantino, Ritchie). Others strive to absorb enough power to achieve such great badical turbo radness and this is where The Reverend Grimes and Bear Zombies come into play. Together they study and take in all things geek, taking out lesser life forms and absorbing their being Highlander style until they conquer and control all things dork, nerd and geek related. Soon they shall inherit the Earth and claim it with a flag signifying that those under corporate monikers and day to day monotony have a future. A future in geekdom. Kowtowing now and accepting the fates that are impending will save those who are willing. Failing to do so will result in....well not a physical confrontation, but we will SO scourge you in snarky words and F-Bombs. So sit back, relax and take in some Random Bits of Geek. Become one of us. Join us. Worship. Also, maybe pick us up a pizza and some Monsters on the way...cuz we're hungry for food, and power. But, mostly food. And, power.
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